Hey guys!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mG_zhzgLHFQOk so the quality isn't great, its on its side and the recording starts late but its here!
hope you enjoy and heres the script for ur reading pleasure...... Thanks 13yr old Chloe for teh lulzs
Final Fantasy VII-2: Aeris’ Revenge
Chapter 1: What Do We Do, Cloud?
Five years after saving the whole world from Sephiroth and Meteor, Cloud, Tifa, Yuffie, Vincent, Barret, Cid, Barret, Cait Sith, Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena and Rufus were living in perfect harmony.
Cloud and his buddies were living in Costa del Sol and Rufus and the Turks were living in Midgar.
Life was perfect, until one day, things began to go wrong………………of all the evil that could arise again, of all the creepy things that could happen, the most evil person the world had ever seen was alive again.
Aeris was back! With a thirst for revenge, and those who stood in her way would die!!!!!!!!
She rose up out of the water all mouldy because she had started to decompose *heh heh*
“Hey you’re suppos’ta be dead!!!! Evil!!!!” yelled The Freaky Red-Headed Girl.
“And?” snapped Aeris.
“Uh, you’re like, all mouldy and rotting! Duh!”
“Oh, would you look at that, so I am!” She said noticing the mould that had formed on her dress, hair and skin, turning it a nasty green colour, one of her eyes was missing and she was starting to decompose, that was no surprise because she had been dead for 5 and a half years.
Back in Costa del Sol, Yuffie received a phone call from The Freaky Red-Headed Girl.
“Hello?...........WHAT!!!!!........Ok, ok, I’ll tell everyone, bye!” said the ninja sounding very worried.
“Who was that Yuf?” said Vincent
“Yeah, you sounded worried…..really worried.” Tifa told her
“Well, ummmm what would you say if I said that Aeris was alive again?”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Cloud knocking the vase of flowers over.
“Exactly! Aeris is back and she wants revenge……….on everyone, including Sephiroth and us, you mainly Cloud because you failed to save her.” She said casually.
“I say we stay here and drink beer and watch the chocobo races!!!” suggested Cid, the now lazy pilot of The Highwind.
“Are you joking, Cid!!!! We must go destroy her and her essence, just like that time on Buffy, where they had to kill Crystal Gordon and Shugra’s essence, to stop her coming back!!!!” said Red XIII who had become a bit of a Buffy junkie.
“RED!!!!! SHUT UP!!” they all yelled back at the furry little lion-like creature who was on vacation in Costa del Sol.
“Awwww, no need to be so harsh on me!!” he said quietly though sounding quite upset at the tone his friends had used.
At that moment The Turks burst through the front door yelling about bad things happening including beer prices having risen by 50 Gil and Aeris returning.
“Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It can’t be!!!!!!!!! My precious beer! Up 50Gil!” bawled Reno, the pub and bar addict, who was also the leader of The Turks.
“…. Its just beer Reno…ask Rufus for a pay rise!” Rude, the tall silent dangerous looking member of The Turks said to Reno.
“Aeris is back!!!! Aeris is back!!!! HELP!!!! HELP!!!!” Tseng, the dotted member of The Turks whimpered.
“Huh…I though you and Aeris were childhood friends?” said Rude
“Yes we WERE until she pushed me down the well.” Tseng admitted.
“Figures!!!! So what are we gonna do about HER then?” Reno asked
“How about we restart AVALANCHE and go kick her ass!?” Barret said jumping up and down excitedly.
“Naw!!!!!!!! We need to blow her to smithereens!!!!! Don’t we Cloud?” Yuffie yelled.
“No, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!! We’re going on a journey again, everyone, grab your weapons!!!!!” Cloud announced.
Several groans followed Cloud’s announcement but gladly, everyone picked up their weapons and climbed into Yuffie’s Volkswagen van, which she salvaged from some back alley near The Gold Saucer. (Don’t ask! If ya wanna live!)
2 days later……….
“Cloud… Cloud… Cloud……… Cloud…..Cloud. CLOUD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” he yelled “PLEASE YUFFIE!!!!! I’M DRIVING!!”
“Uhhhhhhh, that wasn’t me, Cloud”
“Then, who was it?” Said Tifa not catching on (because she has the brain capacity of a 2 year old!)
“Hmph! I’ll give you a clue. I was killed 5 years ago by Sephiroth.”
“Uhhhhhh! Is it Aeris!? Arrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
Cloud jumps at the noise of Tifa’s scream. The van swerved off the road and into a ditch.
“Thankyou Tifa!!!!!!!!! Now we have spend the night in the van, in a ditch!!!!” He has crashed into a ditch.
“Anyone got any booze?!” Reno asked
“Uhhhhhhh, let me have a look in my magical backpack!!!!!, ohhhh, wait I don’t HAVE one!” Yuffie said (note the sarcasm)
“Awwwwwwww! I need a drink!” he moaned “I’m getting’ sober just thinkin’ about not havin’ a quiet drink!”
Cloud gets out of the van and sits down by the side of the road, he pulls out his sword and starts to shine it (with what product I don’t know, it’s a mystery! Just like where he gets his hair gel from!) Aeris appears next to him and has an evil grin on her mouldy green face.
“Its no use, Strife. You know it’s no good coming after me like you did Sephiroth, you can’t beat me. I am the chosen one! I was killed, no thanks to you, but what can I expect, you’re only human, and a man, a very useless one at that!! Go home, save yourself the trouble of me having to kill you, or do you wanna die at the mercy of Aeris Gainsborough, the greatest being ever!?”
“You say something there, Aeris?” he replied in a monotone voice reserved just for her.
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Men! ……………..I have warned you, crawl back to Costa del Sol!!!” With that she disappeared with a puff of acrid green smoke which settled in Cloud’s hair. (can smoke be acrid?)
“Was that Aeris forewarning you?” Red XIII asked
“You guessed it.”
“Are we going home then?”
“No”
“Awwwwwwww! Nofair!”
“We need to get rid of Aeris, so when the vans fixed we’re goin’ on again.” Cloud said.
“Does anyone have any food?” Reno asked
“Yea, I think there’s some in the back of the van.” Yuffie said
“Great!!!” he shouted.
The next day…………..
The van splutters into ignition and is ready for travelling in again, but where has everyone gotten to?
“Yuffie! Tifa, Cid?” Cloud yelled
Freaky Red-Headed Girl appeared next to Cloud.
“Are you looking for a bunch of people?” she asked
“Yes, I am. Have you seen them?”
“Is one of them a dog like thing?”
“Yes!”
“Nope, haven’t seen’em! Heh heh!”
“Hmph!” he replied
“Wait! They went thata way!” she said crossing her arms and pointing.
“What! Tell me before I cut for head off pip squeak!!!”
“…………………Ummmmmmmm, nope!” and runs off, Cloud follows.
Cloud follows the kid to a bar where lo and behold……..
“RENO!!!!!!” Cloud sees the drunken Turk. “Where have you been!?”
“In here, drinkin’ to my hearts content!”
“Where’s everyone else?”
“Around”
“Around WHERE!”
“Dunno, Rude’s gone somewhere with Tifa, Yuffie, Elena and Red XIII. I think they went shopping.”
“Rude went shopping!” Cloud said sounding startled.
“Yep, and Tseng’s in here----somewhere.” Reno said
“Come on, we’re leaving now!” Cloud told Reno.
“What!!!!!!! No fair!! I wanna see The Dancing Chocobos!!!!” Reno moaned
Cloud grabbed Reno by the arms and dragged him out fot eh bar and into the van, moments later, Tifa and co show up. Rude is carrying her bags and looks like a donkey in a blue suit
“Geez Teef, did’ya buy enough?” Cloud asked sarcastically
“No, this was all Rudi could carry!”
“Rudi?” Cloud asked sounding rather puzzled.
“I didn’t know you could shorten Rudolf any further.” Reno said “And I’ve known him for like 10 years!”
“Ya learn sumthin’ new every day.” Yuffie said.
I am now stuck for ideas and am gonna print xxChloexx
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